Bob Kiwi's Photo Album: Page 29


Growing tired of astronaut food, the kiwis turned to the Magic Mirror for advice. It told them to try their hands at piracy (well, it is a permanent fixture of the Villains' Gallery...), and sent them to Adventureland.

When you think about it, there's really only one thing to do when a magic mirror tells you to try your luck as a sailor of fortune: grab a tankard of rum, belt out a few hearty verses of "A Pirate's Life For Me", and seek out one of the best pirates Disney's ever seen - by which we mean Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?

Sparrow advised the kiwis that every pirate needs two things: a ship, and rum treasure. So Beak set off to find a horde of his very own, and pieced together this fabulous collection of swag: gold, jewels, and pieces of eight! What more booty could a pirate want, we ask you?

...Well, coffee, of course! (At least, that's what Bob says...) And so Bob grabbed up every last carton of Mickey's "Really Swell" Coffee that he could find.

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