Growing tired of astronaut food, the kiwis turned to the Magic Mirror for advice. It told them to try their hands at piracy (well, it is a permanent fixture of the Villains' Gallery...), and sent them to Adventureland.
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When you think about it, there's really only one thing to do when a magic mirror tells you to try your luck as a sailor of fortune: grab a tankard of rum, belt out a few hearty verses of "A Pirate's Life For Me", and seek out one of the best pirates Disney's ever seen - by which we mean Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?
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Sparrow advised the kiwis that every pirate needs two things: a ship, and rum treasure. So Beak set off to find a horde of his very own, and pieced together this fabulous collection of swag: gold, jewels, and pieces of eight! What more booty could a pirate want, we ask you?
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...Well, coffee, of course! (At least, that's what Bob says...) And so Bob grabbed up every last carton of Mickey's "Really Swell" Coffee that he could find.
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