Bob: I object to this whole story!

Ferdie: She put us in dresses! That's the part I can't believe.

Lita: Hey what about me. She introduced me, gave me a pretty cool fight sequence, then proceeded to have me smash my own boss and only used me as convenient transportation for the rest of the story!

Bobetta: Do you know how much time I had to spend at the salon to repair the damage I suffered?

Ivan: She's going to be hearing from my lawyers, that's for damn sure.

Bob: But I'm the hero! I could not even save my own fiancé from a hangnail in that story.

Bobetta: I had a HANGNAIL?!? * she faints dead away and Bob comes this close to actually catching her *

Bob: SEE!

Beak: This whole thing has been a stress on my sinuses. They're very sensitive to evil forces.

Ferdia: I dunno. I kinda thought the whole firepower was neat.

Squeaks: You would. And you weren't the one stuck lugging a fifty-pound suit around.

Ferdia: You poor baby.

D'Gal: I liked the Drake abuse. Two thumbs up. And kudos for looking up new duck recipes.

Drake: She gagged me! She actually gagged me.

Ivan: Why not? You make the rest of us gag on a regular basis

Sign Holder: I didn't like the wig. It was itchy.

Lita: Even he got more lines than me!

Jennies: All right. Enough with the bitch session. I had no idea what was going to happen, and even if I did… I still would have loaned you out.

Iiwi: Well, that comforting.

Bob: An insult to Kiwi's everywhere.

Jennies: That aside, I have great news!

Squeaks: I'm not sure I want to ask.

Jennies: Death just called. She came up with an idea for a squeal!

Ferdie: No. NO! End the madness!

Jennies: It's going to be a He-Man crossover!

Squeaks: I am NOT wearing fuzzy underwear!

Ferdia: Cool! I call Evilyn!

Iiwi: Just so long as I can fly this time.

Bob: He-Bob, Defender of Eternia. I could work with that. I have the POWER!

Jennies: Actually, I think she wants to cast Beak as Adam and He-man. Or D'gal.

Bob: WHAT!?!?!?

Jennies: But you said you would work on anything I wanted.

Beak: I told you.

Ivan: I'm getting out of here.

Jennies: And the best part is she promised we get to burn Drake's face off with acid. I think we should start now!

Drake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Back to Part 5! | Home, James!